Ode to That Thing By Joe Biden

Why why why why why you’re getting nervous man.

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

And cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created by the ko you know the you know the thing.

You’re a lying dogfaced pony soldier.

I’m not sedentary I get up and let let let let them go let them go look the reason I’m running is because I’ve been around a long time.

And I said hey Ester off the board or I’ll come up and drag you off.

And I know more than most people know and I can get things done that’s why I’m running.

Let’s do push ups together let’s run let’s do whatever you want to do.

My greatest accomplishment is the 1994 crime bill.

You may cut me, man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.

I do not believe this is a rush to war, I believe it is a march to peace and security.

If you agree with me go to Joe three oh three three oh and help me in the fight.

Make sure the television excuse me make sure you have the record player on at night.

It doesn’t matter whether or not they had no background that enabled them to become socialized into the fabric of society.

It doesn’t matter whether or not they’re the victims of society.

In my judgment President Bush is right to be concerned about Saddam Hussein’s relentless pursuit of weapons of mass destruction.

3 thoughts on “Ode to That Thing By Joe Biden”

  1. This is what happens when people go all in on a compromised candidate like Bernie, who, rather than taking the principled approach and fighting/campaigning against the thoroughly corrupt DNC and the media; instead chooses to embrace their Russiagate foolishness and coast on what he thought was his “movement”. Now, four more years of Trump is virtually assured, the Democrats will be blaming Sanders and the Russians again, and we’re that much closer to nuclear annihilation. The entire world will suffer because of our stupidity.

  2. Thomas Schwertscharf

    Besides the possibility of Trump winning again it will continue to be a one party system. What moderate really means is that the military industrial complex, human rights violations, failure to prosecute American war criminals, conventional and nuclear weapons proliferation, endless wars that profit the few, and the revolving door between the military, government, and weapons makers will all stay the same. Politicians will continue to profit from a corrupt government.

  3. That’s Cute David, I’m thinkin’ the more Trump makes fun of Biden the more sympathy he gets because Trump is a bully and only his hard core love him for that.

    The best one I’ve heard from Biden yet was “Why am I stopping, nobody else up here does?”

    Biden’s Problem will be the new government in Ukraine which along with others now have criminal investigations and documents on Biden Family money laundering.

    Bernie’s Problem is he is angry all the time, which is natural for a lifetime old Socialist in America.

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