Number 5. When John Yoo came here, he got a good rowdy rule-of-law unwelcome, which no doubt made the Miller Center hesitate to promise Cheney a room free of decent human beings.
Number 4. Our brothers and sisters in San Francisco confronted Cheney with his crimes last week.
Number 3. It’s a heck of a lot of crimes.
Number 2. Cheney just might have found himself face-to-face with a set of handcuffs.
And the Number 1 reason Cheney won’t be seen at the University of Virginia this week: The first part of a Chicken Hawk is the chicken.