On the first day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: the military in every embassy.
On the second day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: two criminal presidents.
On the third day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: three illegal wars.
On the fourth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: four covered up crimes.
On the fifth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: five plutocracies (1, 2, 3, 4, 5).
On the sixth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: six sycophants (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6).
On the seventh day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: seven suicide attacks.
On the eighth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: eight enemy combatants.
On the ninth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: nine NATO divisions.
On the tenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: ten years of pollution.
On the eleventh day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: more profits for credit card companies.
On the twelfth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: drug company immunity.
On the thirteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: thirteen theocratic thugs.
On the fourteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: yet another war.
On the fifteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: fifteen happy followers.
On the sixteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: sixteen sadistic sanctions.
On the seventeenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: seventeen infuriating peace makers.
On the eighteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: eighteen months of ignorance.
On the nineteenth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: Bollywood-Pentagon partnerships.
On the twentieth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: corporate muscle for diplomacy.
On the twenty-first day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: black market nukes.
On the twenty-second day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: congressional prostitution.
On the twenty-third day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: twenty-three convicted kidnappers.
On the twenty-fourth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: twenty-four million McDollars.
On the twenty-fifth day of Wikileaks, my government gave to me: killing the messenger.
And 99.25% of the cables were yet to be released.