If I had a Hellfire
Missile in the morning,
And another in the evening,
Oh that’d be grand!
I’d take out Iraqis,
I’d take out Ukrainians,
I’d take out folks between,
The Atlantic and Pacific,
Oh that’d be grand!
If I had a drone
I’d buzz it in the morning,
I’d buzz it in the evening,
All over your sand,
I’d take out Yemenis,
I’d take out some Syrians
I’d take out folksy folks between,
Argentina and the Arctic
Oh oh oh that’d be grand
If I had a bomb
I’d drop it in the morning
I’d drop it in the evening
Wouldya lend me a hand
We’d destroy Libya
We’d demolish Palestine
We’d take out all male folks between
age eighteen and a hundred
Oh let me be clear that’d be grand
Well, I’ve got a Hellfire
and I’ve got a drone
I’ve got a 500-pound bomb to drop
Come lend me a hand
It’s the Hellfire of justice
It’s the drone of freedom
It’s a Nobel Peace Prize bomb
from a Constitutional scholar
Oh isn’t it grand!
It’s the Hellfire of justice
It’s the drone of freedom
It’s a Nobel Peace Prize bomb
from a Constitutional scholar
Oh isn’t it grand!