I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Before trees got cleared out
While oil fumes belched out
And acid rain replaced the snow
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be filled up with spite
And the war on Christmas give you fright
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
And if this trend keeps up I might
Occupy a camp out
Until we stamp out
Every stinking coal plant within sight